Updates and shit

[His Honorable Professor Chaos]

So there are a couple updates to the site.

First of all, Jam Burgler's fair and balanced look at our competition is now featured prominently on the home page.

Also featured prominently is a new story, Top 10 Chaos Teases. Go ahead and see for yourself. These are the blue balls of chaos, folks.

[BillLumbergh]

Nice top ten teases...

I know it is a top ten list - but I would also add this....

The fuckin terror alert scale. I mean if it gets to red or even orange, there better be some serious shit followed by that. Otherwise it is just a fuckin tease, like my Junior year High School Prom date. -- what a waste.

-Lumbergh