"Locusts" coming to CBS April 24...

[His Honorable Professor Chaos]

This should be pretty sweet my friends. Feast your eyes:

"Slated for an April 24 air date (that's a Sunday, so don't make plans!), "Locusts" will star Lucy Lawless as a locust expert who must find a way to stop a plague of genetically engineered locusts"

[His Honorable Professor Chaos]

Locust expert?! What the fuck. I need to get into that field.

[His Honorable Professor Chaos]

CBS keeps the hits coming. First "Day of Destruction", then "Spring Break Shark Attack" and now this. If they keep it up, they'll rival the National Geographic Channel for the most chaos programming.

www.cbs.com/specials/locusts/