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Post by Prof Chaos on Aug 17, 2004 22:30:33 GMT -5
Chaos is only good if it doesn't happen to you. My vacation was hardly a relaxing one. But it was fun and I'd do it again. But bullnuts, I have a blister on my middle right toe that's the size of a fuckshitassdick chinese dentist. Too tired to add any more.
Glad to see some arguments. It's the chaos board fucktards.
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Post by Jam Burgler on Aug 18, 2004 8:13:40 GMT -5
So, my guess is that you got stopped on the interstate and the 5-0 told you couldn't go into the concert because they're was too much mud or some dumb shit like that. So you said "fuck that shit bitches, I'm abandoning my ride with the fresh spoiler and gold package and I'm walking to this fucking concert if it goddamn kills me!" Right on! Carefully strapping your Pollocks to your back, so as not to wrinkle them, you and your comrads walked about 10 miles to the concert, severly blistering your feet due to the fact the burkenstocks and chacos just aren't that good for hiking. Upon ariving at the concert you proceded to drink dollar beers and listen to the heady strains of Phish. Twently bucks later, Phish finished they're ninth set and you laid down on the ground to take a well deserved nap. Several hours later you awoke to a crinkling sound. "MY POLLOCK"  |
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Post by His Honorable Professor Chaos on Aug 18, 2004 15:04:16 GMT -5
You're pretty close.
Let's see...first of all, we didn't come in via the interstate...we knew it would be too messy. We came in via some back roads...vermont is shitting beautiful folks. We heard on the radio that they had closed the entrance..this made us unhappy. We decided to drive up anyway and see what was happening. We got to the roadblock and parked in some cunt farmers' property. We got whatever we could carry out of the van and got a ride from said farmer to within a couple miles of the venue. My Pollacks carefully tucked tweanst my taint, I walked most of the way in, hitching the occassional ride here and there.
We found a dry spot on a hill to camp on. But there were signs posted everwhere around it which said "no camping". So of course we ripped all those signs down. We probably had the dryest spot on the grounds. The shitty part was that we had already walked a lot, so before the show even started, we were pretty beat. But we rode it out and had a good time. And no, cunt muncher, we didn't hike in with birkenstocks! Those have leather and are thus cruel. All the headiest wookies are strapping corn husks to their feet these days.
Oh yeah, I didn't take my pimped out ride w/ the faux wood grains and gold accents. I took my folks' van. Not very chaotic of me I guess.
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Post by Jam Burgler on Aug 18, 2004 15:58:32 GMT -5
You're pretty close. Let's see...first of all, we didn't come in via the interstate...we knew it would be too messy. We came in via some back roads...vermont is shitting beautiful folks. We heard on the radio that they had closed the entrance..this made us unhappy. We decided to drive up anyway and see what was happening. We got to the roadblock and parked in some cunt farmers' property. We got whatever we could carry out of the van and got a ride from said farmer to within a couple miles of the venue. My Pollacks carefully tucked tweanst my taint, I walked most of the way in, hitching the occassional ride here and there. We found a dry spot on a hill to camp on. But there were signs posted everwhere around it which said "no camping". So of course we ripped all those signs down. We probably had the dryest spot on the grounds. The shitty part was that we had already walked a lot, so before the show even started, we were pretty beat. But we rode it out and had a good time. And no, cunt muncher, we didn't hike in with birkenstocks! Those have leather and are thus cruel. All the headiest wookies are strapping corn husks to their feet these days. Oh yeah, I didn't take my pimped out ride w/ the faux wood grains and gold accents. I took my folks' van. Not very chaotic of me I guess. Damn, that doesn't sound so bad. How was the show? |
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Post by His Honorable Professor Chaos on Aug 18, 2004 16:35:38 GMT -5
The shows were great. I had a great time. It's funny, I just read all these horror stories on a Phish message board...not so for me and my crew. There was definitely some chaos, though.
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