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Post by Oomp Daa Daa on Sept 15, 2004 9:38:24 GMT -5
Well, Louisiana, its been nice knowing you. We really enjoyed creole culture and jambalaya. Heck, I've even eaten a crawlfish and a catfish because of you. So it pains me to say that Hurricane Ivan is going to destroy your existance. It seems that you've had your last Fat Tuesday. The party is about to end. Keep the baby in the cake and run for cover...  |
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Post by Oomp Daa Daa on Sept 15, 2004 9:41:43 GMT -5
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Post by His Honorable Professor Chaos on Sept 15, 2004 9:52:07 GMT -5
Coooooool!  Ivan is fucking badass! I love how it swung around Cuba, but didn't go over it, so as not to lose power before hitting the US. These are great times to love chaos folks... |
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Post by His Honorable Professor Chaos on Sept 15, 2004 10:02:15 GMT -5
Turd Fergusson posted this on the guestbook but it definitely fits this thread: seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/apus_story.asp?category=1110&slug=Vulnerable%20New%20OrleansA couple favorite parts: "The worst-case scenario for New Orleans - a direct strike by a full-strength Hurricane Ivan - could submerge much of this historic city treetop-deep in a stew of sewage, industrial chemicals and fire ants, and the inundation could last for weeks, experts say." "Those folks who remain, should the city flood, would be exposed to all kinds of nightmares from buildings falling apart to floating in the water having nowhere to go," Ivor van Heerden, director of Louisiana State University's Hurricane Public Health Center, said Tuesday. "Besides collecting standard household and business garbage and chemicals, the flood would flow through chemical plants in the area, "so there's the potential of pretty severe contamination," van Heerden said." |
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Post by Oomp Daa Daa on Sept 15, 2004 10:04:03 GMT -5
"If the storm were strong enough, Ivan could drive water over the tops of the levees that protect the city from the Mississippi River and vast Lake Pontchartrain. And with the city sitting in a saucer-shaped depression that dips as much as 9 feet below sea level, there would be nowhere for all that water to drain"
"Severe flooding in area bayous also forces out wildlife, including poisonous snakes and stinging fire ants, which sometimes gather in floating balls carried by the current."
how cool is that?!
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Post by Melvin Fervish on Sept 15, 2004 11:01:31 GMT -5
This is a terrifying storm! How can you people sit here and get excited about it? My mother lives in New Orleans. You're all mean spirited people.
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Post by Oomp Daa Daa on Sept 15, 2004 11:36:23 GMT -5
 You, sir, are reading a message board that relates to all things pertaining to chaos. For a group of people to congregate here, one must assume that the aforementioned group would most likely revel in the most recent chaotic happening.  *paid for by the MOC Board of Trustees |
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Post by Hugo Cockley on Sept 15, 2004 13:35:26 GMT -5
This is a terrifying storm! How can you people sit here and get excited about it? My mother lives in New Orleans. You're all mean spirited people. Are you kidding? Why are you on this site? If you were me or if you were a friend, then i'd feel slightly sorry for you. Now that you've whined about your poor mom, i'm going to especially revel in Ivan's destruction of N.O. That said, I've had some good times in N.O., so it will be missed. Unlike Melvin, though, I'm not selfish and don't wish to deprive the entire world of the spectacle of an entire city flooded. |
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Post by Melvin Fervish on Sept 16, 2004 13:33:17 GMT -5
Fuck you pal, you don't know me well enough to trash my mom like that. She's fine, no thanks to you assholes.
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Post by Jam Burgler on Sept 16, 2004 18:42:25 GMT -5
Fuck you pal, you don't know me well enough to trash my mom like that. She's fine How fine? PM me. |
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Post by Hugo Cockley on Sept 18, 2004 16:16:30 GMT -5
Fuck you pal, you don't know me well enough to trash my mom like that. She's fine, no thanks to you assholes. I know you well enough. You came on a site about chaos to complain about it; therefore I know enough not to like you. I also know that I don't like your mother, regardless of how fine she may or may not be, because she gave birth to you. This being the case, I was very disappointed to learn that Ivan was such a chaos tease and didn't flood New Orleans with your mom in it. |
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Post by Melvin Fervish on Sept 19, 2004 10:12:45 GMT -5
I know you well enough. You came on a site about chaos to complain about it; therefore I know enough not to like you. I also know that I don't like your mother, regardless of how fine she may or may not be, because she gave birth to you. This being the case, I was very disappointed to learn that Ivan was such a chaos tease and didn't flood New Orleans with your mom in it. Well, I keep coming back now because some fucking stranger is attacking me and my mom. And speaking of mothers, retarded ones such as yours should have been banned from breeding. Ivan was a devastating storm to the Gulf Coast region and the fact that you're "dissapointed" by it is appalling. By the way, your "Gospels" are shit. You should leave the writing to the other guy. |
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Post by Hugo Cockley on Sept 19, 2004 17:00:35 GMT -5
By the way, your "Gospels" are shit. You should leave the writing to the other guy. Yet you read them. That's all I ask. And I'm beginning to think that they had a profound effect on you, given that now you're advocating banning retarded people from breeding. I too have often wondered why we haven't done this. And I'd start with the people in the Gulf Coast Region, especially your mom, where pretty much everyone is a redneck and/or retarded. That is if God doesn't do my job for me with all these hurricanes He's blessed us with. As for my mom, I have to say I agree with you. You should see my sister.... |
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Post by His Honorable Professor Chaos on Sept 20, 2004 8:29:44 GMT -5
Don't be so hard on him, I'm beginning to like this guy!
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Post by Hugo Cockley on Sept 20, 2004 9:06:39 GMT -5
My next Gospel -- poor writing and all - will be a tribute to Melvin Fervish.
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