I'm up in this piece...

[Deiter Deeznuts]

Alright, so against my better (better being a relative term) judgement...Kare, Kaed and I drove to Nags Head, NC last night for our previously planned beach trip even though there is a Cat 1 hurrikanye about to wreck our shit. I fucking forgot the digi camera at the crib but I'll give you the play by play as nothing happens(assuming we still have interweb...not to mention elektrizitee).

[Hurricane Deiter]

4:40 pm...its getting dark and windy as hell. No evacuation. There was a big part of me who has always wanted to ride out a big coastal storm. I know its pretty irresponsible but its a category 1 for Chaos' sake. I figured this was as good a time as any. Should have gusts up to 60-80 by dark and the ocean is friggin choppy now. Prolly blowing 25 or so now. AAARGH! Batton down the hatches matey, thars a storm a'brewin'! Should be interesting.....

[PC]

Badass! Keep up the updates. A category 1 sounds like the perfect grade of hurricane to ride out to me: all the cool shit with none of the danger, relatively speaking. Take care Deet. I'm dissapointed about the lack of photos, but anyway. Enjoy!

[Dale Deiter]

So Rohypnol has taken is affect on my co-party and the night is all mine! Trying to decide whether or not to float the folks out to sea or let them rest it out. No strom yet... Drunkeness is setting in... Hurrickanye is taunting me from afar.

On a side note...

I need to keep in touch more. My Va life is killing me. Letting life pass me by. Not too sure what happened during my transistion but it killed my social existance.

This thread is quickly becoming therapy for me...like a journal or some shit.

Diane, there is something very rejuvenating about the ocean. I can't quite describe it. It's almost....supernatural. I'll let you know how I fare during the storm.

[Raoul Duke]

2:45 am and I almost getting worried. I thought we had wind before. Now She's blowing like 45 mph or so...

Drunkeness has subsided. The Weather Channel soundtrack is enough to drive any storm fearing person to a point of unmanagable madness. My attorney says its time to pack it up and head for safe ground, but what would he know? Samoans are not much for braving storms. The sky is dark and the night is howling. The am tide is incoming. Hopefully the sharks won't come in the house. They'll definitely be on the hunt if they're half as hungry as I am. The short nap made me feel vulnerable. Now the storm is heading directly for the area least likely to be struck. 5 to 7 feet storm surges are surely enough to flood the basement and the roads. Hopefully the sharks won't find us. My attorney advised that we stay here for a few more days. On a binge like this, anything seems logical.

[Deit]

This storm is a joke. The water is choppy but thats it. Just sitting there making everything overcast and basically wasting day after day of my would-be beach weather. Eat a dick Ophelia. Oh, and the wind wasnt 45 last night...probably gusts of 30 or so now.

I haven't really slept yet...thats pretty cool.

[Jam Burgler]

Its not the wind that's going to kill you, its the drowening! Quick, go to the bru-thru and buy up all the duct tape you can brah!

[Professor Murder]

Did you run out in the wind and lean into it? I always thought that was cool.

I gotta hand it to you, riding out a hurri-kanye is pretty brave of you. I'm impressed, even though it does fly in the face of the MOC philosophy of loving chaos unless it happens to us.

[Professor]

PS - Props to Raoul's insightful post. I thought you killed yourself?!

[Hurrikanye West]

So here we are...no power outages, no water or wind damage. No storm. What a let down! I remember it being waaay more dramatic on the Facts of Life when Tootie, Natalie and the girls were forced to "hunker down" and brave the storm. Looks like the indecisive strom is heading north and east to go off and worry some other community in the New England area. The only havoc this storm brought was the pre-strom grocery store mania that always ensues prior to its anticipated arrival.

I must say that the waves have been pretty cool...if nothing else, the wind and the high tide are far more fierce than any I've ever experienced in any beachy environment. Tide is in now and its basically beating on 5' dune that we like to think will keep the ocean from flooding the basement

On a final note...there is a chicky named Jennifer Lopez who acts as an anchor lady on The Weather Channel. That had some comedic value.

[Asaad Kelada]

Ah, the Fats of Life....

[Asaad Kelada]

Who are these imposters? There is only ONE Asaad Kelada, and it is I.



Asaad Kelada

(WKRP in Cincinnati, Family Ties, Benson, The Facts of Life, Designing Women, Everybody Loves Raymond)

"One of the big challenges in directing comedy is that you can't really make someone funny. You can set up the situation. You can put together the necessary elements. But you cannot make the actor BE funny. So casting the comedy well is essential.

"I think that the basics of directing are the same regardless of whether you're talking about comedy or drama. It's all about telling a story. Drama tends to be analytical, comedy much more technical. It's about rhythm, timing, pace and energy. In drama, you tell the story from the inside out; in comedy, it's from the outside in. But even if you're a visiting director, you can make your unique vision felt."

www.imdb.com/name/nm0445380/

[Jam Burgler]

Hurrikanye said:

So here we are...no power outages, no water or wind damage. No storm. What a let down! I remember it being waaay more dramatic on the Facts of Life when Tootie, Natalie and the girls were forced to "hunker down" and brave the storm. Looks like the indecisive strom is heading north and east to go off and worry some other community in the New England area. The only havoc this storm brought was the pre-strom grocery store mania that always ensues prior to its anticipated arrival.

I must say that the waves have been pretty cool...if nothing else, the wind and the high tide are far more fierce than any I've ever experienced in any beachy environment. Tide is in now and its basically beating on 5' dune that we like to think will keep the ocean from flooding the basement

On a final note...there is a chicky named Jennifer Lopez who acts as an anchor lady on The Weather Channel. That had some comedic value.

Rich people. I tell you what, you soft overprivileged bastards are always putting yourselves in stupid situations because you don't live on the streets like I do. You wanna know what its like to be stuck in a hurricane? Drown your wife and kids and then have sex with the cat and drink ocean spray until the bathtub fills up, and then its razorblade alcohol slide all the way from there. Bleed in disbelief as you watch the pier get washed away and gasp in horror as you receive the bill for what its going to cost to replace the god damn thing. Shit, I got all the hurricane experience you want! Its called rebuilding the fucking bank in front of my vacation home. Then you can pull out the chain saw and chop up the big tree that fell on the lawn. Hell yeah! Then after that's done try filling out the paperwork for federal aid! "Oh, how exciting honey!" Hunker down on some of that shit bitch! Its better than scuba-sky-skating or any extreem sport you, bored with your pathetic existence of playing polo everyday and sniffing coke off supermodel's asses, motherfuckers can think of. Yeah, you wanna experience a hurricane? I helped you out motherfucker. While you were on vacation I went to your house and filled your basement up with piss. Thank me later.

[Scott Peterson]

I'm not sure what a hurricane has to do with drowning you wife and kids.

[DJ Hurricane]

Face down don't turn around
listen to the bass pound
from all type of angles
this ain't no star spangled banner
more juice than tropicana
Rock from New York to Savannah
Cause it's Macka Framma?
When I go to a show
Some run some come plenty have fun
To watch a nig get dumb
the right way, the hype way, the tight way
You're fucking right that I might say...

Chorus

Fronters get confronted while stunts get stunted
And my homies get blunted while the rats get hunted
so if you want it here it is so put em up or shut em up
Smack'em down and I'll yell pick'em up so get'em up
word em up, as I fuck it up I tear it up
so listen up and don't move just play the groove
Don't dime when I crime cause kid that's
Fessin' up but when I pull out my mag
Just raise em up

Chorus

One to the Three to the motherfuckin' two
and you don't know what I'ma do
that's because you're new but
I got the kaya ta make you feel higher
so say what you want you motherfuckin' liar
Don't mean to boast I don't mean to brag but I got the grab bag
Of funky shit you wish you had
But It's the pace that we gotta pick up so stickem up

hands high reach for the sky
but don't try to get fly cause it's easy to die
Just like a blink of an eye when the shots rang
Boom bang rat ta tat tat
watch your back cause I'm coming black
kill that yig yag put the money in the bag
Pass the zags with the Billboard Mag
But freeze feel the breeze if ya sneeze than you're shot
Now ya gotta run what'cha got